The NachAttack's Journey Through the Internet.

are2:

On set: Speilberg — Jaws

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sharkandfriends:

Komandir sharksky dreamt of a world without war.

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codons:

this girl who rode my bus once came up to me and was like “oh my god dont get offended or anything but are you GAAAAAAAAAAY?!” and i was like yeah and then she was like “OH MY GOD WE HAVE TO HANG OUT AND GO SHOPPING” and i was like “dont get offended or anything but are you ASIAN?!” and she was like “omg yeah im filipino” and i was like “OH MY GOD WE HAVE TO MAKE SPRING ROLLS AT YOUR HOUSE SOME TIME” and she never talked to me again 

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ixhaku:

MOTHER FUCKING PEANUT BUTTER.

I don’t think any of us really, fully, appreciate the Cruis’n USA soundtrack. Not only is this gem super catchy, but if you fast forward to about 58 seconds into it, a woman starts having an orgasm in the song. That’s the only thing you need to hear in your ear as you plow through America at mind bending speeds in your 1991 Ferrari Testarossa. I don’t think any of us need to know Italian to realize that “Testarossa” probably means “Testosterone”, which is what you’re body will be full of after you finish Cruis’n USA. 

therealhamster:

“i am so fucking done” i say as i pull myself from the oven. i have been cooked to perfection

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theyahooanswers:

Rockachick is at sensei-level answering.

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Dad and I went to the Flea Market today. As you can see, it was worth it. Now I can fight crime from the comfort of my home.

Been home for three weeks and I just now put sheets on my bed.

dapperasf:

applebright:

allwaswellindistrict12:

I am British I whisper as I purposely spell words with U’s.

i am canadian i whisper as i chug maple syrup and also spell words with u’s

I am AMERICAN I shout as I freedom

(via chocolatewonkababy)

roboboners:

Honey you mean HUNKULES

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yufeelme:

I hate the body positive movement

you’re allowed to find people unattractive

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