July 2012
186 posts
June 2012
157 posts
i downloaded a mod in skyrim that changes all the spiders to bears so the bears will liTERALLY DESCEND FROM THE CEILING OF CAVES
THRE BEARS AR E IN
instead of objectifying our women, we should be womanifying our objects
*puts a wig on desk lamp*
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we are all so lucky to be here and alive and healthy and nourished and free can you please all just think about that everytime you go to make a post complaining about how you hate your body or your social life or your lack of…
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youre welcome.
I had to call the clerk’s office to verify what time my time my court appearance was and she asked what I did and I said, “They found the bodies. Just kidding.” Not even a cough. I know that was hilarious so it must be draining to be a clerk.
“Hello,” she said in a voice so husky it could pull a dogsled.
if i were a drug dealer, i would wait until they asked for coke then i would take the money and reply with “sorry i only have pepsi” then laugh maniacally as i backflipped into the sewers
7yrs:
what noise do slugs even do? do they moo or what
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are you really bisexual?
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