i downloaded a mod in skyrim that changes all the spiders to bears so the bears will liTERALLY DESCEND FROM THE CEILING OF CAVES
THRE BEARS AR E IN
instead of objectifying our women, we should be womanifying our objects
*puts a wig on desk lamp*
I had to call the clerk’s office to verify what time my time my court appearance was and she asked what I did and I said, “They found the bodies. Just kidding.” Not even a cough. I know that was hilarious so it must be draining to be a clerk.
if i were a drug dealer, i would wait until they asked for coke then i would take the money and reply with “sorry i only have pepsi” then laugh maniacally as i backflipped into the sewers
are you really bisexual?
Prove it, complete this bisexual obstacle course