youaremynirvana: i love reading ”’tween”’ magazines purely because of the section where they send in their embarrassing moments i was in a restaurant and i saw my crush who was looking like a total hottie but then i slipped and fell into his lap omg! blush! soooo cringey! - Sally, 13 and i’m like OH SALLY WHAT ARE YOU LIKE
NachAttack has morphed into blackastronautdynamite
malicunt: I’M FUCKING SCREAMING
curlyspanties: “peasants”, you utter under your breath as you enter your school swarming with people dressed in raggedy clothing trying to bargain for cows
Just submitted my Peace Corps application. Wish me luck.
I hope the film of my life is a blaxploitation movie.
Cosmo sex tip #285
cosmo-sex-tips: Wanna make her wet? Drown her.
theyellowbrickroad: chocolateavocado: theyellowbrickroad: thursdaydevoid: theyellowbrickroad: there is literally no appealing word for vagina What about “love taco”? get out my mom calls it ‘Queen Victoria’ so she’s like “so hows your Queen Victoria” to me when my dad’s in the room and he has no idea what the fuck she’s talking about. ur mom is creepy as hell and should be...
r4yquaza: shavingryansprivates: i think it’s funny that most of the grunge bloggers weren’t even alive at the same time as kurt cobain I think it’s funny that most of the text bloggers weren’t even alive at the same time as when anglo-frisian dialects were brought to britain by germanic invaders
In Oregon you aren’t allowed to pump your own gas, so you have to let a gas station attendant take your money/credit card and do it for you. Moral of the story: don’t live in Oregon.
red-red-krovvy: so I’m at Dairy Queen ordering for my family and the cashier asks whether I’d like whipped cream on the sundae so I kind of shrug and laugh and go “haha, sure, lots, whatever” and let me tell you something they ain’t fuckin around at Dairy Queen
You know what's kind of beautiful?
wwreakinghavocc: timorleste: In French, you don’t really say “I miss you.” You say “tu me manques,” which is closer to “you are missing from me.” I love that. “You are missing from me.” You are a part of me, you are essential to my being. You are like a limb, or an organ, or blood. I cannot function without you. in america we don’t say i love you 4ever we say i love you 5ever (dat means...